gentleman revolver

“why isn’t anyone following me on twitter?”

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:51:43 -0500

“why isn’t anyone following me on twitter?”

“the easiest ways to make money are: evil or banal”

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:52:00 -0500

“the easiest ways to make money are: evil or banal”

“old fashion appeal is where you get an outlaw...

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:58:42 -0500

“old fashion appeal is where you get an outlaw opportunity”

slaughterhouse90210: “Despite their cool poses they wear their...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:55:05 -0500

slaughterhouse90210:

“Despite their cool poses they wear their cravings on the outside, like the suckers on a squid.”
— Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye

“if i piss my bed tonight, will it kill the...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 16:15:00 -0500

“if i piss my bed tonight, will it kill the bedbugs?”

s02e14(hyena)/suburban home

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 08:33:00 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch1deS_6J18&list=PLOzqA-5bLI59KS8LQgnUaa3uovvXgrUuu&feature=plpp_play_all

well we’re movin’ on up, to the east side

1. airborne toxic event - does this mean you’re moving on?

to a deluxe apartment in the sky.

2. modest mouse - tiny cities made of ashes

movin’ on up, to the east side. we finally got a piece of the pie.

3. hanni el khatib - you rascal you

fish don’t fry in the kitchen

4. death from above 1979 - black history month

beans don’t burn on the grill

5. …and you will know us by the trail of dead - mark david chapman

took a whole lotta tryin’

6. screaming trees - before we arise

just to get up that hill

7. back and forth - dismemberment plan

now we’re up in the big leagues

8. iggy pop - dum dum boys

gettin’ our turn at bat

9. joy division - atmosphere

as long as we live, it’s you and me baby,

10. marilyn manson - the kkk took my baby away

there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that

s02e13(hyena)/the floors of the holodeck are sticky

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 08:31:00 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn3LvupPFRQ&list=PL57E59B1AD88D2424&feature=plpp_play_all

we set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. for space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man

1. dirty pretty things - bang bang you’re dead

this is a breathtaking pace, and such a pace cannot help but create new ills as it dispels old, new ignorance, new problems, new dangers. surely the opening vistas of space promise high costs and hardships, as well as high reward.

2. the subways - no goodbyes

all great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage.

3. the virgins - love is colder than death

for the eyes of the world now look into space, to the moon and to the planets beyond, and we have vowed that we shall not see it governed by a hostile flag of conquest, but by a banner of freedom and peace. we have vowed that we shall not see space filled with weapons of mass destruction, but with instruments of knowledge and understanding.

4. interpol - barricade

i do not say the we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but i do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.

5. the cars - all i can do

do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.

6. new order - bizarre love triangle

even though i realize that this is in some measure an act of faith and vision, for we do not now know what benefits await us.

7. the smiths - there is a light that never goes out

in short, our leadership in science and in industry, our hopes for peace and security, our obligations to ourselves as well as others, all require us to make this effort, to solve these mysteries, to solve them for the good of all men, and to become the world’s leading space-faring nation.

8. jim noir - computer song(tower of love)

there is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation many never come again.

9. cracker - eurotrash girl

newton explored the meaning of gravity. last month electric lights and telephones and automobiles and airplanes became available. only last week did we develop penicillin and television and nuclear power, and now if America’s new spacecraft succeeds in reaching venus, we will have literally reached the stars before midnight tonight.

10. bob dylan - trying to get to heaven

well, space is there, and we’re going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God’s blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked.

you can’t have enough to drink; this is going to take...

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 15:09:00 -0400

you can’t have enough to drink; this is going to take courage

s02e12(hyena)/those are people who died, died

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 09:59:07 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HscxZBrW_Ak&list=PL79A33629AE9507BB&feature=plpp_play_all

your shadow at morning striding behind you
or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
i will show you fear in a handful of dust.

1. they might be giants - birdhouse in your soul

i was neither
living nor dead, and i knew nothing,
looking into the heart of light, the silence

2. shonen knife - i am a cat

unreal city,
under the brown fog of a winter dawn,
a crowd flowed over london bridge, so many,
i had not thought death had undone so many

3. the raveonettes - i wanna be adored

who is the third who walks always beside you
when i count, there are only you and i together
but when i look ahead up the white road
there is always another one walking beside you

4. the smashing pumpkins - obscured

who are those hooded hordes swarming
over endless plains, stumbling in cracked earth
ringed by the flat horizon only
what is the city over the mountains
cracks and reforms and bursts in the violet air
falling towers

5. washed out - feel it all around

in this decayed hole among the mountains
in the faint moonlight, the grass is singing
over the tumbled graves, about the chapel
there is the empty chapel, only the wind’s home.

6. catherine wheel - black metallic

i have heard the key
turn in the door once and turn once only
we think of the key, each in his prison
thinking of the key, each confirms a prison

7. electric 6 - watching evil empires fall apart

april is the cruellest month, breeding
lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
memory and desire, stirring
dull roots with spring rain.

8. gods of blitz - generation good-bye

that corpse you planted last year in your garden,has it begun to sprout? will it bloom this year?or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed?

9. sebadoh - rebound

under the firelight, under the brush, her hairspread out in fiery pointsglowed into words, then would be savagely still.

10. stray cats - rumble in brighton

if there were only water amongst the rock dead mountain mouth of carious teeth that cannot spit here one can neither stand nor lie nor sit there is not even silence in the mountains but dry sterile thunder without rain

Magic > Science

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 10:28:00 -0400

Magic > Science

answer questions as accurately as you can; if not just pretend,...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:10:28 -0400

answer questions as accurately as you can; if not just pretend, it’s not like anyone can tell either way

s02e11(hyena)/right meow!

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:54:00 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6T_c7HEHHc&list=PLC3310D760479AC8E&feature=plpp_play_all

live fast. love hard. die young. leave a good smelling corpse

1. the pretenders - boots of chinese plastic

it’s such a waste when pretty things get broken

2.whitey - stay on the outside

i’m a thief, and stealing is what i do. not so much for the prize or the possession or even the profit, but for the art of doing it, because i can, and because i’m good

3. the cramps - queen of pain

a long time ago, before i put on this mask, i was afraid of everything

4. the black belles - what can i do

that’s part of the rule. never quit. never let them see you’re afraid. above all…never let them see you’re hurt. never let them see you cry. never

5. be your own pet - october, first account

you are part of the night, just like me. we’re not afraid of the dark…we come alive in it…we’re thrilled by it

6. the raveonettes - attack of the ghost riders

we’ve done this dance for a long time. too long. aren’t you at all curious?

7. black rebel motorcycle club - beat the devil’s tattoo

we are not in control. every now and then life likes to reiterate that little point. some people find such reminders disconcerting. they spend their lives in breathless pursuit of meaningless goals, hoping to forget everything they know about their own mortality. some people anchor themselves to something larger. religion, Art, justice. anything they deem significant in a life that’s not. we are not in control. if we were, surely we’d know better than to care about anything

8. death from above 1979 - sexy results

seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead…or deeply resentful. maybe you should retire.

9. egypt - dirty witch

batman, if i were to kiss you, would you think i was a bad girl?

10. the flying eyes - poison the well

i don’t care what the other girls say. you’re fun

Fuck you skynet, YOUR argument is invalid!

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:36:00 -0400

Fuck you skynet, YOUR argument is invalid!

Axe is for bitches, yo! If you want to get the pussies, & i...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 15:55:00 -0400

Axe is for bitches, yo! If you want to get the pussies, & i mean all the pussies bro, you got’sta step up your game foo’. 60% of the time, it works every time

Teletype punk

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:08:00 -0400

Teletype punk

s02e10(hyena)/i'm all man...lady

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 09:34:00 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdxUsoJ3Xfk&list=PL63C0C64BC4389B0E&feature=plpp_play_all

the word “metamorphosis” derives from greek μεταμόρφωσις, “transformation, transforming”, from μετα- (meta-), “change” + μορφή (morphe), “form”

1. cock sparrer - we’re coming back

is life like a game of chess?

2. english beat - twist & crawl

are our present moves important for future success? i think so.

3. madness - (my name is)michael caine

we paint our future with every present brush stroke.

4. prince fatty & horseman - shimmy shimmy ya

painting. colors. shapes. textures. composition. repetition of shapes. contrast.

5. the aggrolites - lunar eclipse

let nature guide us.

6. au revoir simone - take me as i am

nature is the great teacher.

7. blondie - fade away & radiate

who is the principal?

8. the fixx - saved by zero

sometimes jokes are welcome.

9. the nerves - hanging on the telephone

like the one about the kid who said:

10. the crystals - he’s a rebel

“i enjoyed school. it was just the principal of the thing.”

s02e09(hyena)/404 error

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 08:22:03 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1bz877zE0&list=PLB986D37879E31F01&feature=plpp_play_all

the page you’re looking for can’t be found

1. the byrds - my back pages

sorry for any inconvenience this may cause

2. the traits - nobody likes the hulk

our people are working around the clock,

3. the troggs - i can only give you everything

trying to provide you with the best service we can

4. sensational alex harvey band - sgt. fury

hopefully, we will have solved this issue soon,

5. vision - bury you alive

your patronage is important to us

6. suicide - ghost rider

so please try us again later

7. sex bob-omb - gasoline eyes

and again,

8. rancid - side kick

we are sorry for this snafu

9. anthrax - i am the law

the problem is being addressed

10. hans zimmer - the fire rises(bane’s chant remix)

thanks,

the management

Never close your eyes, again.

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 13:16:00 -0400

Never close your eyes, again.

s02e08(hyena)/don't lose your head over it

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 09:30:18 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6offRVHJc&list=PLD9033B5598C76BDF&feature=plpp_play_all

http://grooveshark.com/playlist/S02e08+don+t+Lose+Your+Head+Over+It/75762944

off with their heads!

1. kitty wells - making believe

if you want a vision of the future, winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever

2. eric burdon & the animals - tobacco road

i am the dragon. and you call me insane. you are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. to me, you are a slug in the sun. you are an ant in the afterbirth. it is your nature to do one thing correctly. before me, you rightly tremble. but fear is not what you owe me. you owe me awe

3. jack white - trash tongue talker

well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn’t it, in your head. you never meet anybody that thinks they’re a bad person

4. murder by death - devil in mexico

the march hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, ‘it was the best butter, you know

5. old 97’s - doreen

dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face. the streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “save us!” and i’ll look down and whisper “no.” they had a choice, all of them.

6. tiger army - through the darkness

there’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. i’ve started drinking my own urine

7. the rolling stones - monkey man

oh, yes! fill the churches with dirty thoughts! introduce honesty to the white house! write letters in dead languages to people you’ve never met! paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! burn your credit cards and wear high heels! asylum doors stand open! fill the suburbs with murder and rape! divine madness! let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! laugh and the world laughs with you!

8. led zeppelin - your time is gonna come

telephone call? telephone call? that’s communication with the outside world. doctor’s discretion. nuh-uh. look, hey…all of these nuts could just make phone calls. they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. wackos everywhere. plague of madness

9. the band - ophelia

they cursed us. murderer they called us. they cursed us, and drove us away. and we wept precious, we wept to be so alone. and we forgots the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. we even forgot our own name. my precious

10. matthew sweet - girlfriend

infirm of purpose!
give me the daggers. the sleeping and the dead
are but as pictures. ‘tis the eye of childhood
that fears a painted devil

lost in translation

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 15:10:00 -0400

lost in translation